He lay in bed, eyes closed, but unable to fall asleep. The sound of the TV in the unit above his blasts loudly through the floor as if he were in the same room. "I can't do this anymore.." he thought to himself. This had been going on since the people had moved in. The … Continue reading Nightmare Neighbor
Have you ever just had your ego go from through the roof, down through the floor in a matter of seconds? On my commute home this past Friday, an Avril Lavigne song came out and I was rocking out. The song was 'Girlfriend'. Y'all 'member the lyrics. They go: "Hey, hey. You, you. I don't like … Continue reading Boom, Roasted
My phone lit up with a text from my sister in the family group chat, Kobe had passed away in a helicopter crash. I didn't feel like that news was accurate. So I opened up Twitter and saw for myself the reports of the helicopter crash. I wasn't sure how to feel. I felt sorry … Continue reading Kobe!
Jake's phone buzzed in his pocket. A text had come through from Carrie, a girl he had been flirting with heavily. He pulled his phone out and saw the message. "Meet me in the back hallway?" He immediately raise his hand, "Ms. Bridgeman, can I please use the restroom?" He had interrupted the lesson, but … Continue reading The Back Hallway
Hello folks, the time is winding down and there are only two more games left in a season which, to be honest, was just as worthless as the Lions. We won some games, and we lost some. One of us rose from the ashes that was the bottom of the league, and others (me), fell … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: 200 on a bye week
Insert the .gif of George Michael from Arrested Development walking with his head down. This season did not, at all go according to plan. In some ways you could say that I'm the Bob Quinn of this league. Had one promising year, and sub-par the follow seasons. I should have trusted my gut and subbed … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Dust in the Wind
They all stood around. There was an awkward silence that filled the room. Nobody was really sure of what to say or do other than drink the beer/wine that they were provided. Mostly because no one in the office ever actually talked/hung out outside of work. Finally, the CEO walked up to the little stage … Continue reading Office Christmas Partying