"Yeah, not too big, not too small.... I got it."
First off I would like to apologize to the league, this season has clearly not gone the way that we had expected it to. Still time to get back on track, but right now, we are looking towards the future. I'd also like to apologize to my family for bringing such shame and embarrassment on … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Put down like Ole Yeller
To preface this, I've still managed to never have been in a fight. I've come close a few times, but never has anyone's fist hit my face, stomach, or any other part of my body, other than my arm/shoulder/thigh. It was the middle of June, and it was hot. My church was having their annual … Continue reading The Time I Almost Got in a Fight
This is bad, this is very bad. This is worse than the mauling my middle school football team took at the hands of the St. John Jets. I don't think I've been more embarrassed as an owner of a fantasy team. My QB's can't throw touchdowns, my receivers apparently can't catch, my running backs are … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: No Bueno
"Alright, listen up!" Coach Cramer said to us. "We're going to shake things up a bit since we are playing St. Johns.... Danny you're going to be our wide receiver, and Javy over here, is gonna be the starting quarterback." My eyes widened. My whole life, I wanted to be the QB. The one to … Continue reading That Time I Played QB
OOF! I quit. I'm never playing fantasy football ever again. I'm also not paying, sorry commish. This is hands down the worst two week stretch I think I've ever had. Like, you would think that with the way that the Bills are playing that Josh Allen would light up the score board. Nope. But guess … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: We Blew It
It was a quiet fall Sunday. The leaves were falling, the air was crisp, and church had just gotten out, which only meant one thing. It was time for some football. On their drive home, he turned on the pregame commentary to get the lowdown on what his team needed to do in order to … Continue reading The Game Is On