TikTok: An Epidemic of Biblical Proportions


*you may need to click on the links to see the tweets. My apologies in advance. They didn’t embed like I had hoped.

Let me just start off my saying how much I hate TikTok. I’m sure most of you know my absolute disdain for said social media platform, if that’s what you call it. But for those of you who don’t follow me on the Twitter, hear me now, TikTok is quite possibly the worst thing to hit the internet.

Sure it makes for good content, because we all point our fingers and laugh at the people making these videos, but when the ads for it start to pop up EVERYWHERE, that’s where I draw the line. I’m just trying to enjoy my time online without having to see this shit every five posts.

This platform, which allows you to make a 15 second video, and it’s some of the weirdest shit I have ever seen in my life.  Two dudes standing in front of a phone trying to lip sync Nickleback, is not a good look. Or a dad trying to explain to his daughters on why he and mommy couldn’t make it work is just wildly unnecessary. Just talk to your kids like a normal parent should.

This needs to be taken out back and put down like Ole Yeller. It is pure trash.

I mean seriously, look at this:


And it doesn’t stop there.


Someone please put me out of my misery.


That’s it, I’m calling nationals on this kid.

“Just let people enjoy what they’re doing..”

I will not. I refuse to let this go on any longer. This is trash on the highest of levels, and you know it. We should have kept this in the dark until it died a slow and painful death, but our jokes and laughter have made it too mainstream. Now, we have gone too far to turn back.

Therefore I call on you, good people of the internet, to band together and help send these people back to the dark waste land from whence they came.

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