They all stood around. There was an awkward silence that filled the room. Nobody was really sure of what to say or do other than drink the beer/wine that they were provided. Mostly because no one in the office ever actually talked/hung out outside of work. Finally, the CEO walked up to the little stage … Continue reading Office Christmas Partying
GIVE ME TWO CLAPS AND A RIC FLAIR... WOO! Man oh man! This week went down to the wire, and just when when I thought all hope was lost, I realized that I still had Russell Wilson and Jason Myers still to play on Monday Night Football. Boy did them come through in the clutch. … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah
"You ever feel cursed, Coach? Like, no matter what, inside your heart you feel that you're gonna lose. Like something's hanging over you, following you like a witch or a demon that just... I feel like that all the time. Even when things are going good. When we're winnin', it's there. And when we're losin', … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Over and Over Again
It was the night before Thanksgiving. What some call the biggest bar night of the year. It was just after 9 pm and he had just gotten back to his parents house after a nice quite dinner. Wanting to try something new this year, he texted his best friend and former college roommate Bobby asking … Continue reading Thanksgiving Eve
"You've already had one date, so you've got four more before you decide to... ya know.... get freak-ayyyyy."
I talked a BIG game in week two of this odd season in fantasy. After my week one dominance, my reign of terror was quickly haunted by Adolf Oliver Bush. But not this time. In our second go round, I final dished out the pounding that was promised from week two. I mean just wiped … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Comeuppance
*beep beep beep* The stairs to nowhere began to roll along. He climbed one after the other to seemingly no end. That is, until time ran out, or his lung began to hurt because he would have trouble breathing. He wore his sweatpants, and the warmest crew neck sweater he could find. He knew the … Continue reading Morning Cardio
"I really thought you were different. Turns out you're just more of the same."
I don't often look for silver linings. Mostly because in my line of work silver linings are meaningless and evil. They create a false hope that things couldn't possibly get worse. To be truthful, they can. I SEENT IT. But, it when comes to fantasy I will take any moral victory I can get because … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: NOT IN LAST
It had been a week since his doctors appointment, and he could not stop thinking about what was said to him. He took it to heart and felt pretty ashamed that he had let himself go. Rolling out of bed, he got up and walked to the bathroom. Leaning over the sink, he ran some … Continue reading Gym Membership