"You've already had one date, so you've got four more before you decide to... ya know.... get freak-ayyyyy."
I talked a BIG game in week two of this odd season in fantasy. After my week one dominance, my reign of terror was quickly haunted by Adolf Oliver Bush. But not this time. In our second go round, I final dished out the pounding that was promised from week two. I mean just wiped … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Comeuppance
*beep beep beep* The stairs to nowhere began to roll along. He climbed one after the other to seemingly no end. That is, until time ran out, or his lung began to hurt because he would have trouble breathing. He wore his sweatpants, and the warmest crew neck sweater he could find. He knew the … Continue reading Morning Cardio
"I really thought you were different. Turns out you're just more of the same."
I don't often look for silver linings. Mostly because in my line of work silver linings are meaningless and evil. They create a false hope that things couldn't possibly get worse. To be truthful, they can. I SEENT IT. But, it when comes to fantasy I will take any moral victory I can get because … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: NOT IN LAST
It had been a week since his doctors appointment, and he could not stop thinking about what was said to him. He took it to heart and felt pretty ashamed that he had let himself go. Rolling out of bed, he got up and walked to the bathroom. Leaning over the sink, he ran some … Continue reading Gym Membership
I've got to be honest here, I was never the best basketball. My game didn't translate well from middle school to high school. On my middle school team, I was one of the best (humble brag), mostly because I was one of the tallest, and more athletic kids in my grade. Then I got to … Continue reading Air Ball