GIVE ME TWO CLAPS AND A RIC FLAIR... WOO! Man oh man! This week went down to the wire, and just when when I thought all hope was lost, I realized that I still had Russell Wilson and Jason Myers still to play on Monday Night Football. Boy did them come through in the clutch. … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah
"You ever feel cursed, Coach? Like, no matter what, inside your heart you feel that you're gonna lose. Like something's hanging over you, following you like a witch or a demon that just... I feel like that all the time. Even when things are going good. When we're winnin', it's there. And when we're losin', … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Over and Over Again
It was the night before Thanksgiving. What some call the biggest bar night of the year. It was just after 9 pm and he had just gotten back to his parents house after a nice quite dinner. Wanting to try something new this year, he texted his best friend and former college roommate Bobby asking … Continue reading Thanksgiving Eve
"You've already had one date, so you've got four more before you decide to... ya know.... get freak-ayyyyy."
I talked a BIG game in week two of this odd season in fantasy. After my week one dominance, my reign of terror was quickly haunted by Adolf Oliver Bush. But not this time. In our second go round, I final dished out the pounding that was promised from week two. I mean just wiped … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Comeuppance
*beep beep beep* The stairs to nowhere began to roll along. He climbed one after the other to seemingly no end. That is, until time ran out, or his lung began to hurt because he would have trouble breathing. He wore his sweatpants, and the warmest crew neck sweater he could find. He knew the … Continue reading Morning Cardio
"I really thought you were different. Turns out you're just more of the same."