I've got to be honest here, I was never the best basketball. My game didn't translate well from middle school to high school. On my middle school team, I was one of the best (humble brag), mostly because I was one of the tallest, and more athletic kids in my grade. Then I got to … Continue reading Air Ball
I'll be honest here, I don't know which is worse, the Lions defense or my fantasy football team. Neither seems to have found an identity. Both can be great, but neither has really been able to put the pieces together. In this weeks match up, Our Lady of Misery decided they were going to come … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Hot and Cold
He sat in the lobby waiting for his name to be called. It was eerily quite, and it was just him and the receptionist. His boredom grew immensely as he only had so much battery life left. He'd scrolled through Twitter numerous times, and he had finished all the Instagram stories that were available. Five … Continue reading Doctors Appointment
"Hey, so I have the opportunity to get tickets to the game tomorrow. If I get them, do you want to go?" He read the text, and thought to himself, "Well, this could go one of two ways, we go and we get blown out, or we go and we win a close one..." Picking up … Continue reading Do you want to go?
Well that was a shot to the crotch. The team performed, but could hold off the wave of points that the Animals produced. Leading the charge for the Animals was Green Bay running back, Aaron Jones who amassed 41.60 points. "I should have known that Jamal Williams wasn't going to put up the numbers I … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Coming Back Down
*insert Kevin Garnett "anything is possible" soundbite* It was a long, long, long journey but we did it. We finally won a game. And against the top team in the league to boot. The taste of victory is ever so sweet, I almost forgot what it tasted like, and I'm sure every was hoping it … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: We Back
"Yeah, not too big, not too small.... I got it."
First off I would like to apologize to the league, this season has clearly not gone the way that we had expected it to. Still time to get back on track, but right now, we are looking towards the future. I'd also like to apologize to my family for bringing such shame and embarrassment on … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Put down like Ole Yeller
To preface this, I've still managed to never have been in a fight. I've come close a few times, but never has anyone's fist hit my face, stomach, or any other part of my body, other than my arm/shoulder/thigh. It was the middle of June, and it was hot. My church was having their annual … Continue reading The Time I Almost Got in a Fight
This is bad, this is very bad. This is worse than the mauling my middle school football team took at the hands of the St. John Jets. I don't think I've been more embarrassed as an owner of a fantasy team. My QB's can't throw touchdowns, my receivers apparently can't catch, my running backs are … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: No Bueno