"Hey, so I have the opportunity to get tickets to the game tomorrow. If I get them, do you want to go?" He read the text, and thought to himself, "Well, this could go one of two ways, we go and we get blown out, or we go and we win a close one..." Picking up … Continue reading Do you want to go?
Well that was a shot to the crotch. The team performed, but could hold off the wave of points that the Animals produced. Leading the charge for the Animals was Green Bay running back, Aaron Jones who amassed 41.60 points. "I should have known that Jamal Williams wasn't going to put up the numbers I … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Coming Back Down
*insert Kevin Garnett "anything is possible" soundbite* It was a long, long, long journey but we did it. We finally won a game. And against the top team in the league to boot. The taste of victory is ever so sweet, I almost forgot what it tasted like, and I'm sure every was hoping it … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: We Back
First off I would like to apologize to the league, this season has clearly not gone the way that we had expected it to. Still time to get back on track, but right now, we are looking towards the future. I'd also like to apologize to my family for bringing such shame and embarrassment on … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: Put down like Ole Yeller
This is bad, this is very bad. This is worse than the mauling my middle school football team took at the hands of the St. John Jets. I don't think I've been more embarrassed as an owner of a fantasy team. My QB's can't throw touchdowns, my receivers apparently can't catch, my running backs are … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: No Bueno
"Alright, listen up!" Coach Cramer said to us. "We're going to shake things up a bit since we are playing St. Johns.... Danny you're going to be our wide receiver, and Javy over here, is gonna be the starting quarterback." My eyes widened. My whole life, I wanted to be the QB. The one to … Continue reading That Time I Played QB
OOF! I quit. I'm never playing fantasy football ever again. I'm also not paying, sorry commish. This is hands down the worst two week stretch I think I've ever had. Like, you would think that with the way that the Bills are playing that Josh Allen would light up the score board. Nope. But guess … Continue reading Fantasy Football Roundup: We Blew It