Jake's phone buzzed in his pocket. A text had come through from Carrie, a girl he had been flirting with heavily. He pulled his phone out and saw the message. "Meet me in the back hallway?" He immediately raise his hand, "Ms. Bridgeman, can I please use the restroom?" He had interrupted the lesson, but … Continue reading The Back Hallway
I've got to be honest here, I was never the best basketball. My game didn't translate well from middle school to high school. On my middle school team, I was one of the best (humble brag), mostly because I was one of the tallest, and more athletic kids in my grade. Then I got to … Continue reading Air Ball
"Alright, listen up!" Coach Cramer said to us. "We're going to shake things up a bit since we are playing St. Johns.... Danny you're going to be our wide receiver, and Javy over here, is gonna be the starting quarterback." My eyes widened. My whole life, I wanted to be the QB. The one to … Continue reading That Time I Played QB
They'd been on and off dating since they left for school, and neither really knew what they were. And seeing as it was summer, he hit her up since they were home, knowing that she couldn't say no to him. They went to see the latest Avengers, even though she wasn't into the whole superhero … Continue reading Car Sex
With the Lenten season here, so too comes the seven meatless Fridays that we endure, as we embark on this 40 day journey to Easter Sunday. Now, I could get into to whole "why there is no meat on Fridays", but this isn't that serious. So I'll save that blog for another day. I went … Continue reading School Lunch: Lent Edition
We've all seen those videos of someone at the gym, trying to show off only for it to end poorly, or doing something completely out of the ordinary and trying to pass it off as a normal exercise. We get it, you can do a back flip while holding kettlebells. So cool brah. Every day … Continue reading Gym Buffoonery
TikTok is the internets Sodom and Gomorrah. Old Testament God, do your thing.